went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel
Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
This is disproportionately hilarious to me.
why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story
you are though—its called your life
shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day
but those are your demons
i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made
cards against humanity / sherlock edition [insp]
OH GOD IS THIS FANDOM HEAVEN?
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
human why are you in cage
Best. Cliffhanger. Resolution. Ever.
Someday on September 1st I’d like to go to King’s Cross and have some announcer go: ‘Attention Hogwarts students: platform 9 3/4 is currently under construction. The Hogwarts Express will depart from platform 7 2/4.’ And then have a bunch of kids dressed in uniforms run across the station in a hurry to catch their train and watch everyone else just stand there like ‘what the fuck just happened’.
LETS DO THAT NEXT YEAR!!!!