Everything is better with Rocket Ships

simonjpg:

went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel 

storytellerluna:

linadivorceeofl:

YES IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

sublimelybeautiful:

girlwhovian:

cards against humanity / sherlock edition [insp]

OH GOD IS THIS FANDOM HEAVEN?

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

thelse:

human why are you in cage

friskycupcake:

thelittlebookstore:

Someday on September 1st I’d like to go to King’s Cross and have some announcer go: ‘Attention Hogwarts students: platform 9 3/4 is currently under construction. The Hogwarts Express will depart from platform 7 2/4.’ And then have a bunch of kids dressed in uniforms run across the station in a hurry to catch their train and watch everyone else just stand there like ‘what the fuck just happened’.

LETS DO THAT NEXT YEAR!!!!