Everything is better with Rocket Ships

esgaype:

esgaype:

i’m watching frozen hans is such a cutie aw

wrong wrong wrong i was so wrong never have i been more wrong

A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

gay-of-demonic-charm:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

Is this a night vale singles ad

nvaderxim:

*AGGRESSIVELY THROWS MONEY AT SCREEN* (x)

nvaderxim:

*AGGRESSIVELY THROWS MONEY AT SCREEN* (x)

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

unwinona:

ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

THIS THIS THIS

moriarty:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

the-sun-and-sea-and-you:

laughingsquid:

Angry Young Woman Uses Her ‘Telekinetic Powers’ in a NYC Cafe

holy damn

PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE GETTING TOO DAMN CREATIVE AND I AM NOT OKAY WITH IT IF ANYBODY EVER TRIED TO PULL THIS SHIT WITH ME IT WOULD BE THE LAST THING THEY EVER DID I AM NOT HERE FOR THIS JEAN GREY NONSENSE

im LAUGHING SO HARD  AH AH AHDHDH CAN THERE BE A JOHN QUINONES SERIES OF THIS

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE